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When I was a kid, my mother said I couldn't drink water overnight. I asked her if she could drink the water at six in the morning and three in the afternoon. My mother said yes. Ask her if she can drink the water at nine o'clock in the evening at six o'clock in the morning? My mother said that she couldn't. I said that the same water for several hours, the same storage environment, and the lower temperature at night is better for preservation. Why can't the latter drink? My mother didn't say anything and beat me. I'm good at thinking while playing. It's just because I'm in a bad mood ~ 2. I'm in a hurry to ask my father an epic problem. Which one did my mother and I save when we fell into the river? My father touched my head and said that I would save both of you. I said angrily that only one could be saved. My father thought for a while, and cried out in a straight voice: my mother's daughter wants you to fall into the river, but she doesn't want me to save you. One day my father said to me, son, thank you Uncle Wang for coming to this world. I was shocked. Am I the son of Uncle Wang. At this time, my father continued to say: when I went out on a tour with your uncle Wang, I was kidnapped and said that I would cut off one of our eggs to let us go. You think you are from Sichuan Province, Uncle Wang! Can you stand that grumpy temper? At that time, I just slapped the table and said: my
He went to the bar with his father and asked me, "son, what do you drink?" "ah, diet coke is good. "He frowned." how can I drink this sissy drink when I go out with your father? "I smiled and replied," OK, Dad, listen to you. What do you drink? What do I drink. "That's what it's like!" he patted me on the shoulder, turned to the bartender and said, "two ordinary cokes, thank you!" 5 I was fighting against the landlord, and my wife looked around and asked, "aren't three people playing against the landlord?"? I said yes! My wife asked again, how could there be four names on it? I said one was looking at it. Wife: then I'll see next to you. Why don't I have my name. When a girl sees a boy sleeping in class, she sends a text message to her boyfriend: the boy next to me sleeps like a dead pig, saliva still drips, smile! As a result, her boyfriend received this message in the middle of the night
In order to make my husband interested in ironing, I bought a ironing board. This ironing board is unusual. It's printed with a beautiful woman in a swimsuit. Once the board is hot, the swimsuit will disappear. As a result, he attached the board to the radiator.
I have a notebook computer. I usually play games and watch videos. My brother wants to play computer when he doesn't write his homework after school. If I don't let him play, he will put it in his computer bag to take to the company. At the meeting of the company, the manager asked who had a laptop to borrow. I said I had one in a hurry, but I took out a chopping board from my computer bag in full view of the public 9 a man chased a woman and was rejected several times. He had no choice but to go to the master and let him point out the way. After he had finished talking about the cause of the matter, the master did not speak, but caught a chicken, tied the chicken's leg with a rope, and then let it go away. Just a few steps later, the master grabbed the rope and pulled the chicken. This repeated 8 times, the man doubts, ask: master let me fall there and climb there? Master shakes his head, man: what does Master mean? Master said four word proverbs.... This morning, the manager (female) sent a circle of friends saying that the donkey hide gelatin she had put in the drawer had been eaten by the mouse, and had a picture. At noon, I came to visit my office. I asked by mistake, did you eat your silica gel? Her face immediately red, sad looking at me and said: how do you know I have silicone? Well, I seem to know something!
Answer: overuse
Source: Lu You's sending Xin You'an palace to write poems of the Dynasty: a man of great talent sighs with the ancients, Guan Zhong, Xiao He, liuya. ];
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